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hate:
it doesn’t matter how much sleep i get i will always be tired
friend: it makes me happy knowing that i make his heart race
me: it makes me happy knowing that i gave him a boner
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like a month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep







